1. The local carolers concert was livened up this evening by His Lordship who played the bells on his wife’s upper torso. All agreed it made a nice change of pace although missy’s long drawn out oooooohhhhhhh tended to be off-key. His Lordship assured the audience that missy would learn the proper accompaniment by the next event or else. The ‘or else’ was not specified but His Lordship was overheard whispering something about ‘stocks’. It could have been ‘socks’ although bend over does not apply to footwear normally.

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